Never assume that you can’t do

Never assume that you can’t do something unless you yourself have tried. Never assume the door is closed unless you’ve tried to open it.

honing my proposal skills

In 2001, I tried of honing my proposal skills and then.... never got a 2nd chance! Clean bowled, like Yuvi, in 1st attempt!

Never assume the door is closed

Way back in 2001, I read 'Never assume the door is closed unless you’ve tried to open it'.
I opened it, lured to get in and now it has been closed forever!

power play

Husband, a cricketer [to wife]: 'When will I get power play?'
Wife, a lawyer: " When you transfer your WILL to me"

walk a mile in my RbK shoes

I :'Before you criticize me, '
Criticizer took my shoes, walked a mile, 2 miles, 3 miles n never returned!
He made me April fool

workaholics

In any organization [group], work evades the dodgers [free riders] n catches workaholics.

बस कर पगले; रुलाएगा क्या ?

3 people die n reach swarg-nark junction. 1st person 'मैं पुजारी था,मैंने आपकी बड़ी सेवा की है,मुझे स्वर्ग में भेजिए! God 'Send him to hell'. 2nd person'मैं डॉक्टर था, मैंने जीवन भर बीमार लोगों की सेवा की.. God 'Send him to hell'. 3rd person'मैं एक शादी-शुदा आदमी था'
God(भावुक होकर) : बस कर पगले; रुलाएगा क्या ? चल अंदर चल