Sunday, April 3, 2011

बस कर पगले

3 people die n reach swarg-nark junction. 1st person 'मैं पुजारी था,मैंने आपकी बड़ी सेवा की है,मुझे स्वर्ग में भेजिए! God 'Send him to hell'. 2nd person'मैं डॉक्टर था, मैंने जीवन भर बीमार लोगों की सेवा की.. God 'Send him to hell'. 3rd person'मैं एक शादी-शुदा आदमी था'
God(भावुक होकर) : बस कर पगले; रुलाएगा क्या ? चल अंदर चल

ऐ जी

Husband [to wife on 25th marriage anniversary]'For years you have been respectfully calling me ऐ जी (A G), does it mean Ae God?'
Wife 'No, it means ఏ గాడ్ డీ in my language and ऐ गधे in your language' [Piston, 2011]

आज में ऊपर, आसमान नीचे! श्रीलंका और भी नीचे!!

His Tingli did unglee to Afreedi & U.Akmal in Semi-finals!

Rajni effect: Yenna rascallaa >> Cup llaa > and the Cup belonged to us!!

If we want ICC World Cup forever, give it to a politician. Usske baad trunks of papers and tareeq pe tareeq!

11 players+(Pathan+Ashwin+Nehra+ Chawla)+Poonam P= ICCWorld Cup201